corazones fuertes

supplemental to corazones rojos.

Who made the potato salad?

—any family member with common sense who doesn’t trust just anyone’s culinary abilities. heard frequently at family gatherings, particularly cookouts. (via justshy)

(Source: blackproverbs, via xtinathegreat)

every porn ever

  • guy: *touches girl on the arm*
  • girl: MMMMMMMOOOOHHHHHYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.

Andrae, you really embarrassed me tonight at Red Lobster. There’s already a big age difference, Andrae, and you acting like a big baby and throwing a plate of lobster in my lap at dinner is not appropriate.

(Source: flowerishboomshaka, via my-little-underground)